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Last Updated: 17.06.2025 00:25
No go.
No, not a chance
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Freaks and Cheeks
So, the docs changed it to read
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Can you share any "backstage pass" experiences you have had at concerts?
share office space ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Hysterias & Posteriors
Is the 4B movement's aggressiveness against men for seeing women as mantelpieces valid?
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No way
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
What are some common examples of human hypocrisy?
They put up a sign reading
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Then came..
What is the degree of influence of Saudi Wahhabism on the modern Muslim world?
Just Forget it!
Another attempt resulted in ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
What are some photos of female sexual organs?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Unacceptable again!
Minds and Behinds
Thumbs down again.
What habits do happy couples have?
Next, they tried...
Still no good
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
What is the Abu Shusha massacre in Palestine?
So they tried
Still no good.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Loons and Moons
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